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PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)

The emotinal feeling of regret and depression right after one gets done masterbating.
I just spanked my monkey to some scat porn, now I have PMD (Post Masterbation Depression)
by MolestingForJesus August 17, 2016
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Post traumatic butt syndrome

When an anal experience is so wrong that it causes deep psychological harm
Someone tried to pull the Richard Gere on me. I can't stand to be around vases anymore. I have post traumatic butt syndrome.
by Final anal-lysis January 2, 2015
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Post Travis Scott Disorder

Post Travis Scott Disorder refers to a McDonald's employee who has taken a mental toll from hearing the insane number of orders for the "Travis Scott" burger. These victims often suffer and have no choice but to quit or endure the pain that is the endless orders from those playing Sicko Mode from their phone.
Yo, you work at McDonalds?
Yeah why?
How's your Post Travis Scott Disorder?
i want to die
by Jommithy September 27, 2020
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post coital he-man

A man who can channel the powers of greyskull and stay awake after getting laid.
Jeff is one of the few...the proud...he's a post coital he-man.
by Starlicker October 31, 2014
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Post Lockdown Stress Disorder

Post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD) is that feeling you get when watching a TikTok that reminds you of lockdown and gives you proper dodgy vibes. This disorder is caused by the repetitiveness of lockdown and the utter boredom that many experienced in the UK’s first lockdown. It can also be caused by spending too much time at home, which may remind you of lockdown.
I have post Lockdown Stress Disorder (PLSD). This TikTok gives me PLSD.
by thebeast113 May 27, 2021
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Post Traumatic Sale Disorder

When you buy something expensive, only to find the price was greatly reduced soon after you bought it.
John: "How come mike hasn't come out recently? Last time I saw him he was crying, and contemplating self harm."

Dan : "Dawg he has PTSD. He bought the latest series of Dragon Ball Z last month, but the price got halved the day after he opened it."

John: "Oh I see. Post traumatic Sale disorder. That sucks man, he's probably too sour now too lend me it."
by OfficerDeepEyes October 24, 2012
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Post scout camp depression

being depressed because of how lonely it is after scout camp
"Oh post scout camp depression will kill me some day " "ye I'm so lonely and sad"
by Disaster .will.occur.at .any.m November 10, 2019
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