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Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.
JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017
mugGet the How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like youmug.

chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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fanta wood

The joke is you're Fanta stick, but if they're very slow they'll think it's fanta wood. Just laugh at them.
You think I'm fanta wood?

What..?
OHHHHHHH. FANTASTIC. MAKES SENSE NOW!
by Meme Overlord July 17, 2016
mugGet the fanta woodmug.

Raven wood

I know Raven wood will suck in football and they have bad teachers
by Mr._Bean December 6, 2023
mugGet the Raven woodmug.

wood bee

Woodbee is the term for a girl who is about to be wed to a boy.

The female who is being married to a boy is referred to as a woodbee.
Technically same as fiancee.
Man:- why are you not attending my call, girl:-i am not interested.
Man:- look, you're my wood bee, don't forget that.
by NezukoCHA June 9, 2023
mugGet the wood beemug.

Bennett-wood

A total cunt who eats children and like to lurk around primary schools
Watch out I heard that guy is a Bennett-wood”
by Gay_dog October 31, 2023
mugGet the Bennett-woodmug.

Paul wood

He creates comedic sketches and pranks.A sweetheart of a guy who can light up anyone's day with his jokes. easy going, easy to talk to, funny, cute, incredibly fit, smart and wise beyond his years.
Girl : I need a guy who cares like Paul Woody.
by maverick6444 November 24, 2021
mugGet the Paul woodmug.

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