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internet syndrome 

A psychological condition where a person spends most of their life on the internet and/or is more comfortable in internet life than real life
mum: will you ever get off social media
me: I have internet syndrome

excalibur syndrome 

Is the belief that you are special and success reigns where others have failed through nothing other than self-entitlement.
"This door is locked!"
"No, you mofo, it isn't!"
*struggle*
"I guess you are right."
"Excalibur syndrome, dude...."
"No shit"
excalibur syndrome by Shoseph July 21, 2014

Nerf Syndrome

Refers to gaming occurences where certain features, functions or abilities within a game (electronic or otherwise) experience cycles of nerfing.

It also refers to a feedback loop in game balance and development.

It commonly occurs due to bad reputations attached to nerfed items or abilities, which results in the abandonment of Y in favor of X. As X becomes more favored it appears to become OP (Overpowered) and risks being nerfed itself and thus repeating the cycle.
"They've nerfed almost every gun in this game because of the cry babies. Nerf Syndrome or what."
Nerf Syndrome by Xzal January 8, 2015

Nice Syndrome 

When an area is invaded by tourists and loves it, letting the visitors affect and create their culture. Like Stockholm Syndrome for cities and regions. Named after Nice, France which has been shaped over centuries by aristocrats, celebrities, and anyone else not actually from the city or country.
We wanted to go to Florida for vacation but they have Nice Syndrome in the winter.
Nice Syndrome by Cheggy February 25, 2015

HGTV Syndrome

The impetuous urge to renovate, sell, or buy a house to fulfill a burning desire of aquiring a dream home.
*Up next a brand new episode of Property Brothers*
Jen: I love this show! I want to redo the kitchen and bathroom! But then we'd have to do the living room and change the wall paint. Ugh! I just want to redo the whole house.

Adam: You just have HGTV Syndrome...Oh wow I would move for a yard like that.

Instaleg syndrome 

A neurological syndrome characterized by unilateral or bilateral numbness of lower extremities while sitting on the toilet for long period of time reviewing social media. This may in some cases extend up to and including your buttocks and perineum.
Hey dude, get off the shitter or your gonna get Instaleg syndrome!