peter beach

a place where you find a lot of guys, usually no girls, laying out in the sun. most of the time its seen in penitentiaries.

john: hey billy do you wanna go on the yard and workout?

billy: no john it looks like peter beach out there today!

by doc0824 November 19, 2013

Geeter-peter

A condition that affects males, it is caused by either a: ingesting a high quality dose of crystal methamphetamine, or b: an extreme overindulgence of any quality meth. Resulting in the complete inability to achieve an erection of the penis despite an extreme desire to do so or with any kind of physical, visual, or any other type of stimulation. Sexual or otherwise.

I was stuck like chuck at that trap house down on Main St. last night and met this fine-ass chick who was DTF but I was high as fuck and couldn't get it up. I had geeter-peter for sure. Still don't know if I could get a boner.

by TheronJoshua March 14, 2024

peter

A unit of measure invented by Type O Negative fans. One peter equals exactly two meters, which is almost the exact height of Type O's leader Peter Steele, who unfortunately died too soon.

The height of our Christmas tree is about a peter tall. If you look outside, you'll see the moon, located nearly 200 million peters away from Earth.

by cosmic user December 9, 2019

peter

the best name is exist and they are prolly the most innocent person u have ever met

hey, is your name peter?
yes
u are loved

by BigVirgin101 March 14, 2022

Peter c

A fat redneck who likes to kiss his dad beard

Peter c likes to suck his dads beard and twirl it around

by Peter gay October 8, 2019

peter

peter is an isfj. he tends to wear silly and odd socks and loves his banana prints. he has bad taste in clothes and would benefit a lot from looking more on pinterest (please... take inspiration from pinterest). peter is an eldest sibling and therefore is mature beyond his years but he does have autocaps when he text.... so he's a bit socially awk. he's dorky and sweet and a little bit innocent. peter's loyal, gentle, attentive, and patient, but has a hard time saying no because he always sees the good in people. his eyes shines when he talks about something he gets excited about and he has a genuine passion for learning. everyone should give peter a chance because they won't regret having a peter in their life.

"wow, did you see that guy there? he's so nerdy. he's definitely named jack"
"nah, that's a peter"

by burner1234 October 3, 2023

Peters up a coffee

As a trade employee, on your way to work before going to the jobsite, you stop in at your employers office to take a shit & steal a coffee

Just gonna stop at the office to peters up a coffee

by tbor852 November 4, 2025