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Perfect

When you absorb your brother and sister to achieve TRUE perfection,
along with a significant power increase
just as a soon to be dead saiyan used to say, "you're either perfect, or you're not me"
by Xyzen January 21, 2018
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Perfect

She is perfect
by Jehdjjdjd February 10, 2018
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Catch perfect

To get the card you need to win. To complete the set of five in poker. Catch perfect.
"Guess what. I got the eight of spades, i win!"
"Damn, what a catch perfect."
by Jean Albæk January 26, 2017
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Turd Perfect

As good as things can get for a piece of shit
Friend: Life is fucking awful

Other friend: for you, they're Turd Perfect
by CatherineWilsonisAFatCunt January 26, 2017
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perfect eating

eating something whole without wasting any part of it. Also called holophagy.
Eating a banana is not perfect eating because its skin is thrown way, whereas eating an ice-cream cone is.
by uttam maharjan December 9, 2012
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The Perfect Crime

A specific Poop in which after defecating and beginning the wiping process, the defecator finds no residue of said poop on the toilet paper, thus getting away Scott-Free.
"Dude, I just got away with The Perfect Crime!"

"No way! I thought those were impossible!"
by Jay-Swagg August 20, 2012
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Perfect Pushup

When a male performs the act of pushups, his penis orally penetrating his partner who is lying down beneath.
That "Perfect Pushup" is the workout I've ever had!
by 2inamillion February 25, 2011
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