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poop and pees

Used to describe the Indians who always play tennis at Britney Springs and honda. They come in waves and always take up all the court space especially after 5 o clock after their shifts at buckys nem. They have such great numbers all all reek of expired curry that the entire area smells like shit.
Heater nems: Yo dog, u tryna play some tennis at britney springs?

Higginson: Shit, its fucking 630pm. That place is probably swarming with poop and pees

Heater nems: Fuck!
by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 23, 2022
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pee like a Russian racehorse

A medical condition describing the copious diuresis experienced by postpartum women about 6 hours after delivery.
As a nurse, you should expect the new mommy to pee like a Russian racehorse within the first 24 hours after delivery.
by InstituteOfNursingParlance September 7, 2019
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pee pee poo poo

by ImTheLagKing666 July 13, 2020
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Pee Chalupa

The thing Taco Bell gives you when you really piss them off.

(They pee in the chalupa)
Can’t believe this shit. Was eating Taco Bell drunk last night and was halfway through when I realized they gave me a pee chalupa.
by Ron don jonaldson December 21, 2019
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pee patch

She was nothing but pee patch fool
by Pushmataha August 13, 2023
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Double Pee Pee

The Double Pee Pee is accomplished when you be sitting on the toilet, and then you piss twice during that time for at least 20 seconds each between 5 minute interval, or when you piss, but as you stand up, your ass pulls you back down with the force of 5 g, meaning that you have to piss again, hence the term, Double Pee Pee
Lil Timmy: *pissing on the toilet, and stands up to leave the bathroom*
John: Enters the bathroom casually with Peter standing guard
Lil Timmy: "Uh oh, time to piss again" (runs to the bathroom door)
Peter: "No, john is already in there. Besides, you were just in there a second ago"
Lil Timmy: "But...."
Kyle: "UH OH, LOOKS LIKE SOMEBODY HAS TO GO DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
Kyle lifts Lil Timmy off the ground
Lil Timmy: (pisses his pants)
Kyle: (drops lil timmy) "EWWWW his PISS has the CONSISTENCY of SEMEN!!!!!!"
Lil Timmy: "NOOOOO i went DOUBLE PEE PEE!!!!!!"
by MustardWaffles November 21, 2019
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Poop Pee Barf Beef

A Kind of Beef that makes you poop, pee, and barf, all at the same time.
Oh no! the dog ate some Poop Pee Barf Beef and he is barfing, pooping, and peeing!!!!!!!!!
by 867530NIIIIIIIEEIIIINNNEE April 9, 2025
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