Jens-Peter

Jens-Peter's are basically born from unwanted erections.
Heroin Addicted Stripper: Did you cum?

Man: Yup. Name the thing Jens-Peter...
by CumUnloader86 December 11, 2021
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Jens Peter

A friendly guy with a massive cock, and outstanding sex abilities. He is very funny and smart, usually everybody loves him
Daaaam that’s a huge cock you got there

I know I call it Jens Peter
by LucaRichter November 24, 2021
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jens peter

When someone disturbs you’re conversations by just jumping in to them like they were there in the beginning.
OMG you are doing an Jens Peter again that’s so annoying
by JPHG! July 09, 2020
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Peter Hilliard

formerly Zackary Lanton, Peter is legendary. fork knife, roblox, he's got it all. don't tell him it's cringy because he will go batshit. he's better than every other youtuber combined. Zackary Lanton was his stage name, but bete has finally opened up and is showing us his real, gorgeous, sex machine self. god he's so damn sexy he makes all the guys hard and the girls' panties cream, and everything in between.
person 1: have you heard anything about Zackary Lanton lately?
person 2: no dumbass he finally showed us his real identity, he's Peter Hilliard now
by Zackary_Lanton_is_God July 21, 2019
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Eggy Peter

Highly Niche situation but sometimes you may come across a Peter who just happens to smell of eggs, needs a name.
"Kworr now that's an eggy Peter!"
by ReamusNath August 06, 2024
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smoitey Peter

Often referring to the groin area of a male which is sweaty, oily and small.
He seems to be having a bad day

Why?

Idk he might have a smoitey Peter
by Negrophobicman October 25, 2023
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Peteritis

noun
A strangely persistent cold or flu that sweeps through a friend group shortly after spending time with someone named Peter. Symptoms include fatigue, sore throat, congestion, and a creeping suspicion that this all started when Peter “just had a little cough.” Often passed off as “not that bad” by Peter himself, Peteritis somehow manages to take out everyone else for days.
"You guys sick too? Yeah, same. Classic Peteritis — he swore he was 'basically fine' last weekend."
by a18n May 18, 2025
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