little phone

The code word for little penis used in english class.

I have such a little phone compared to Olivias' big phone!

by Patrick star jr. April 22, 2016

Phone

A mind-control device. When used frequently it can destroy your eyes.

I played games on my phone until I resembled a goggle-eyed monster.

by CrazyGurl1589 May 26, 2021

Phone-phobic

Person who hates and is against the usage of a phones and basically any type of electronic device. More specifically most old people.

Man, I swear that this guy is actually Phone-phobic, he keeps telling me the Phone is a disease

by ForbiddenTaco April 7, 2022

It not I’d my phone hates

Internet slang for when an iPhone humorously autocorrects a text message, see also All Your Base Are Belong to Us

Dang sorry for that text "It not I’d my phone hates"

by TaxMan73 May 28, 2025

Phone

What a fucking retard you are if you are asking your phone that... :)

What a PHONE

by higytuhyuyf June 16, 2019

phone

ring ring

my phone ring ring ring

by Browns fan 80 December 31, 2021

blue money phone

A large stack of 100 dollar bills with a blue band around it that is used as a pretend phone

1: where were you last night
2: i was talking on my blue money phone
1: you were at the bank?
2: i was at the bank.

by Count Orlok February 14, 2024