Northeastern Oregon

The best part of Eastern Oregon. It has Wallowa County, which is gorgeous.

I really want to visit Northeastern Oregon because of Wallowa County. That place looks incredible.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Southeastern Oregon

The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.

Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

Kroger Brand Oreos

Code name for marijuana.

Don't tell your teacher.

Bob - Hey, dude, I got some kroger brand oreos in my lunchbox!
Steve - There's a drug dog behind you. Loljk.

by Donttellyourteacher May 9, 2011

pre-lick your oreos

A threat describing the act of licking somebody else's oreos before the original owners have the time to "twist it, lick it, dunk it" themselves.
As a result, when the original owner licks their oreo, they are savouring your sweet sweet saliva.
Works in the phrase "Don't make me pre-lick your oreos"

Guy1: Were you... dropped as a child?
Guy2: Hey shut up! Don't make me pre-lick your oreos!!

by MyODE05 October 25, 2011

moisten the oreo

A waterbug that isnt in water.

"HOW DID THAT WATERBUG MOISTEN THE OREO??"

by MyEggrole May 28, 2016

chocolate covered oreos

A 5some involving 4 black individuals and 1 white individual.

"Yo Kenny, didn't you have that chocolate covered oreos session with those 4 chicks?" "hell ya! Best night ever!"

by SirCthulhu666 February 7, 2017

Who shit in your oreos

It was a cold snowy November morning...a friend picked me up from my estate. We grabbed some food and entered a nearby hipster coffee shop. While playing catch up, a man got hit by a truck. Everyone in the crowded coffee shop stopped typing poetry on their Mac book and looked up. What they saw was horrifying; blood everywhere, truck shattered on the ground. After the paramedics arrived and pronounced him dead on the scene. We all decided we had to go back to our poetry and overpriced espresso. A few minutes later, the mans son fell off the second story and he was still going strong. The barista was in a bad mood after all the craziness and while trying to get a refill on my Bianca white mocha he was being extremely rude. With much despair...the words rang from my mouth “who shit in your Oreos.”

Me: cheer up

Friend: go type your poetry and I hope your flannel rips.

Me: well “who shit in your Oreos”

by madscatraz November 22, 2017