Superglue that one

Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.

Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.

Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.

by Oscar Not The Weiner October 4, 2022

one direction

life savers

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pretty self explanatory.

the one direction boys are life savers. i said what i said

by hes28 January 9, 2022

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

One piece

the greatest piece of fiction that has ever existed nothing comes close,luffy the mc is the greatest mc ever

one piece is peak

by luffy meat rider December 10, 2021

One piece

ONE of the best shows ever

Friend: you wanna watch one piece?
You: yeah sure
*900 episodes later*
You: best idea ever

by Diamond Carson December 11, 2021

Skin one

Skin one means to s*ck a d*ck.

When I was a kid and my dad was about to kick someone's ass or was mad.. He'd tell them to go skin one.

by Anthony Cutter December 19, 2021

Capital One

They ask “What’s in your wallet!!!”
I said a platinum CAPITAL ONE CARD!!
Then they be like a nope..we be twat waffles!
Waste of time and a money to bank with a the ultra mega super duper bunch of theives. Recently thinking of changing slogan too…

What shouldn’t be in you wallet!!!

Crapital One

BANK OF THE MISERLY

Capital One is a bank of sphincters the rob the clients and prance around in the coffee bars and sip the hood of the title man
The crapital one Bank of sphincter Patrol will close your account if you ask for a unjust fee be removed.

Crapital one only take you banking info to provide the more data to sell to other Crapital one subsidiary’s..

by LickmykickStand May 13, 2022