One Time

The police.

Criminal #1: Oh shit it’s the one time, play it cool…
Criminal #2: Playing it cool, playing it cool… So why are they called the one time anyway?
Criminal #1: Because they only need to catch you one time fool!

by B. Kizzle October 4, 2022

Superglue that one

Signed, sealed, and made a permanent deal. You might not even realize it should be that permanent until someone else points it out to you.

Bill: idk dude first started to ignore her and flirt with other girls and then she shoved me in a closet and gave me a blowie.

Mike: wow man it sounds like you need to superglue that one.

Kate: First we were just fooling around and the next thing I know, my vajazzle ring came undone and got lost in the abyss.
Sarah: oh girl… sounds like you need to superglue that one.

by Oscar Not The Weiner October 4, 2022

one direction

life savers

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pretty self explanatory.

the one direction boys are life savers. i said what i said

by hes28 January 9, 2022

One Second

Can mean anything from 10 minutes to a day. Never truly means 1- second, often used in place of or with “Two Seconds” an even bigger cap, a yankee with all brim. 1-2 seconds is the most flexible unit of measurement in the common language.

Mya: One second, I’ll call you back
Me: Word
-Transition Card-
French Narrator from Spongebob: “2 Hours Later”
Mya: Why didn’t you call me?
Me: You said you were gonna call me 😭

by YoungDenzel98 January 19, 2022

One piece

the greatest piece of fiction that has ever existed nothing comes close,luffy the mc is the greatest mc ever

one piece is peak

by luffy meat rider December 10, 2021

One piece

ONE of the best shows ever

Friend: you wanna watch one piece?
You: yeah sure
*900 episodes later*
You: best idea ever

by Diamond Carson December 11, 2021

Skin one

Skin one means to s*ck a d*ck.

When I was a kid and my dad was about to kick someone's ass or was mad.. He'd tell them to go skin one.

by Anthony Cutter December 19, 2021