I used to play mud monster with my friend. I chased them around covered in mud. One day we found out that was were the sewage was leaking...it was shit.
by definitelynotcoveredinshat September 19, 2021
Get the mud monstermug. "Wow, I went the whole way the other night with that girl from accounts - decided I wanted to smell the metal, and ended up with a mud rainbow"
by Lord Plasma October 10, 2011
Get the Mud rainbowmug. While doing anal, your girls butthole is so full of shit, you drop chipped ice in it and furiously bang it, creating the infamous Alabama Mud Slushee.
Man, me and the old lady were doing butt stuff but she was full of shit. So, I dropped some chipped ice into her butthole and we mad an Alabama Mud Slushee. Aside from the stench, it was awesome.
by Headshok1962 March 13, 2025
Get the Alabama Mud Slusheemug. by pepe's little itsy bitsy peepe March 22, 2017
Get the mud gatemug. When you are having anal sex and you pull out and jizz on their face. Then use your cox like a paint brush spreading the jizz and truffle butter on their face.
by Grit Sharpenson October 19, 2017
Get the mississippi mud maskmug. I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."
Iam "..........."
Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."
Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."
Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
Iam "..........."
Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."
Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."
Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
Get the Mud Monstermug. by The Caulk lover October 27, 2022
Get the stuck in mudmug.