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Michael Richards 

You know who he is. If not, you're either living under a rock, stupid, or didn't live through the '90s.

Due to his recent display of 'hateful' douchebaggery at L.A.'s Laugh Factory, he's been branded as a racist prick, Grand Wizard of the KKK, the second coming of Hitler, etc. I don't think he's racist. An insecure loser who deserves public ridicule, yes. He probably just felt trapped at the moment so he came out swinging with whatever he had.

Racial slurs are the lamest kind of insults. They don't attack the guy's personality, looks, or intelligence (all of the easy targets); they just attack his race. If calling a punk heckler the n-word is the only way you can stand up to him, you obviously lack the sharp wit for this line of work.
My friend called Michael Richards a hateful racist, but I knew he was just a has-been actor who couldn't even insult someone correctly.
Michael Richards by snogolontz August 25, 2008
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Michael Phelps 

Angela constantly brags about her boyfriend's muscles, but she must have a blind spot over his face -- he's a total Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps by C6 & C2 October 12, 2008

Michael Vick present 

A present or gift given to someone hoping they will either repeat their ferocious past or hope that they have a future not looking back.
I gave a gun to Plaxico Burress as a Michael Vick present when he was released from prison. He was then resigned by the Giants to everyone surprise.

Not to far into the future, when the Giants were down 28 points to the Eagles in the NFC final, Eli Manning and Burress rally a come back to win in regulation time by a field goal.

That night, Burress had to make a decision; do something stupid or prepare for the Superbowl.

The rest is history.

Michael Phelps 

A term used to describe a male who has an extremely sexy and hot body but an ugly face.
Girl 1: Look at that guy over there, his six pack is so sexy.

Girl 2: Yeah but his nose is kinda big and his teeth are sorta crooked.

Girl 1: I guess he's just another Michael Phelps.
Michael Phelps by David Swayze October 17, 2008

Michael Kors 

Clothing designer. Also known as "best designer ever," Michael hosts the show "Project Runway."
Did you see Michael Kors new apparel collection?
Michael Kors by mk<3'smk February 21, 2010

Michael Jordan 

Michael Jordan by NycBull3tz April 8, 2009

michael jordan 

An ass-kicking, free-point making, three-point shooting, son of a gun basketball player. That does not collect his SUB CLUB stamps.
Subway Employee: Sir, do you collect your stamps?

Customer: NO, I dont, but I eat here everyday.

Subway EMPLOYEE: Thats so Michael Jordan.
michael jordan by Jagu Doha April 18, 2004