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Pulling a Mike 

To drink shit booze, usually a 30 rack of Bud Light, and text your only friend, completely shitfaced, looking for either his dick, or for him to hook you up with trashy jungle pussy, while having an existential alcohol-induced crisis"
Tyrone: "God, the homie Jamal is texting me asking for my dick."

Sanchez: "Oh Shit, is he drunk?"

Tyrone: Yeah, he straight up "Pulling a Mike".
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BIG MIKE

You see that guy over there? its big mike.
big mike by XManiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 18, 2016
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Charlie Mike

An abstract spoken method to point out the presence of someone who looks like a "child molester" to friends while still remaining unoffensive. Based on the military phonetic alphabet for the letters C and M.

When uttered by one or both parents in any situation to warn of possible danger, give clock direction and Charlie Mike and get accountability of children.
That guy looks like a serious "charlie mike".
Charlie Mike by palmdog September 20, 2009

Italiano, Mike 

You dont want to know... (retarded clone)
SWK (Star Wars Kid)
Italiano, Mike by John Heritage October 20, 2003
aka whitecheal aka whiteboy...nba sim comish...the guy who makes watching beavis and butthead/wildboyz twice as funny
irock camero is sweet
BIG Mike by AnDY June 27, 2004

Taking a Mike Ambrose 

The act of luring a small boy into a closet and then tricking him into fondling your balls. Usually done around early ages.
Dude, I was taking a Mike Ambrose the other night. My balls feel GREAT.

Dirty Mike and the boys 

A small group of valiant men that made a great escape from the locks of fate and peeking.
Lads we’re trapped in this tight situation what do we do.

We must make a great escape like dirty mike and the boys did back in ‘naam .