Matthew Berry

The act of defecating on your partners face while jamming berries up their rectum.

“That chick was a real freak. I cleaned out the grocery store giving her a Matthew Berry.”

by SchwiftyShades September 23, 2021

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Matthew Follow Back

A Twitter user who has a very low IQ and begs for follow backs. We call people who display similar behavior (Matt)

Person A: “Hey, this math problem is very hard”
Person B: “Jesus man, you’re such a Matthew follow back (Matt).”

by BisexualGentile June 27, 2021

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An absolute mad man. Strongest high schooler in the US and possibly North America. Squatting a remarkable 500 lbs at 16 years old with depth. No one can stop this beast. Receiving offers from 9 Big Ten schools for tight end. Kyle Pitts needs to watch his back.

Did you see Matthew Lotz snag that toe tapper?! Pop off beast! #D1 Lotz

by ClEmSoN CoMmIt April 26, 2021

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Matthew Preston

Matthew is a guy that will treat you right you can always trust him and he will never let you go he gets along with everyone he meets even if doesn’t actually like you because he does not want to hurt anyone feelings he’s just the best person you will ever meet when he finds someone he will never want to let them go he gets really attached to that person so i must be lucky if you find one

Matthew preston’s are the best friends you can have

by stogo May 13, 2022

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