Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.

Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!

by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021

matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

by burb!!! March 12, 2021

Matthew

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves

Matthew had sex with 40 people

by Glorz March 18, 2021

Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies

Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies

by Speedypatt March 30, 2021

Matthew

Look I'm a Matthew and why the hell are all the other people talking about how lovely we are like some Matthew's are great and some are assholes but no matter what we are really god damn stupid but hope it is in a funny way. Also most of us are kinda emotional please treat with care.

FUCK YOU MATTHEW!; Thanks Matthew, you are such a great person.

by Probably not the shortest pot8 April 4, 2021

Matthew

A very pogchamp person

Wow that guys is so pogchamp, he must be a Matthew

by sh1tter April 6, 2021