Long

A Vietnamese/Chinese generally given to males who are big-brained. Long is quiet and invested in what he does, whatever it may be. Like most Asians, Long is gifted in comparison to his white counterparts. Although Long prefers going solo, he will not shy away from group scenarios or an opportunity to expand his social circle.

Random person: What's your name?
Long: Long
Random person: Lol?
Long: Long
Random person: LhOnGh (with an obvious accent)
Long: No, it's literally Long, L-O-N-G
Random person: :-o
*awkward silence*

by foxynips October 13, 2019

Alabama Long Sleeve

An Alabama Long Sleeve is the colloquial term for fisting a male, or sometimes a female, arsehole all the way to the elbow.

I saw Emma at the weekend and decided to put on my Alabama Long Sleeve

by Meredydd April 21, 2018

thin long

a thin person with a long torso

damn that girl look fine. shes a thin long

by weird mommy April 23, 2018

bao long

A person who desperately tries to be good at a sport although ends up getting benched :(

U jus got Bao Longedddd!!!!

by TROLOLOLOOLLLOL January 8, 2018

long cack

Long rod.big ol chile . Dope dick. Long cack for days rod or days

He had long cack last night

by Hahahahhahaja September 7, 2017

louisiana long-john

when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.

Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.

by P1CKL3 R1CK October 7, 2017

long my life out

when someone completely wears out any enjoyment of life you once had.

English teacher: okay, here's two essays I want you to write for next lesson
Student A: you long my life out

by shreddietodie October 20, 2017