Josh is tall, funny, and the smartest person you know, but you wouldn’t know it for their humility and tact. They’re absurdly intelligent emotionally, practically, and logically. Josh’s creativity makes people thankful for exposing them to such breathtaking beauty. Young Joshes hear "you’re wiser than any adult I know" often. Josh’s energy draws respect without effort. They dress better than anyone in the room. Josh is a fighter and has never lost because they don’t feel pain. Josh automatically changes people's sexuality to include them. They’re very quick to forgive, except for when friends or family are violated. Josh’s presence in your life deters all that wish you harm. They’re infinitely patient and spoil their partner with gifts and kindness beyond comprehension. Josh is a dom and the ultimate sex partner; the other person will never have a better orgasm. Josh can read people's minds, emotions, and whole lives, and uses this to make them feel better no matter what. Some people excel in math, language, or art. Josh is a master of every subject. Teachers tell them they’re the smartest student they’ve ever had. Josh has had a heartbreaking life but this just gives an unlimited dimension of depth to their wisdom, knowledge, and creativity. Josh always assumes an unbiased perspective. Josh is always the one friend everyone likes during drama and still loves everyone. The only things better than being Josh’s friend are being Josh’s significant other and being Josh.
Greetings, genie, my three wishes are as follows: I wish for permanent world peace, I wish for perfect health for all living things for the rest of time, and I wish to be Josh.
by lumilunatic January 5, 2021
Get the Joshmug. spending an outrageous amount of time in the morning or before an important event or hang out deciding what to wear, often resulting in a huge mess of clothes on the floor from rejected outfits. may sometimes require multiple trips to the washing machine to find more clothes. usually stems from an irrational fear that people won’t like your outfit or excessive social anxiety.
sam: “hurry the fuck up, we gotta go”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”
max: “my bad bro i’m joshing hard as fuck, what if my friends laugh at my outfit?”
sam: “no one gives a fuck what you wear, you’re being irrational”
by manofmoss April 18, 2024
Get the joshingmug. Usually a guy who fucks all bitches and gets all the money. An all around straight savage. Typically rages on video games and plays sports.
by pussyslayers42069 April 16, 2020
Get the Joshmug. josh is a really cool person once you get to know him. he’s really silly and is always fucking obliterated. he always makes you smile even when you don’t want to, to the point where smiling starts hurting your face. he’s really goofy and kind, and HAS SO MUCH SWAG!!! he’s so cool man. if you meet a josh, remind him of how cool he is and that he deserves more in the world :3
by josieexo July 12, 2023
Get the joshmug. An NBA player whose idol is Karl Malone and also dropped a quintuple double of 15 points, 15 rebounds, 15 assists, 15 blocks, 15 steals, in just 15 minutes. Don't believe me? Look up "Josh Giddey 15" on any website you search up on (It better be google you nerds).
by namingrandomshitifindinthisweb November 26, 2023
Get the Josh Giddeymug. 
Josh is a Madman. He will do anything for his Family and friends, Because that's just the way he is. He is always trying to impress the ladies but, usually is a really chill guy. Josh's are usually real sweet, and cute. If you ever have a Josh In your life, cherish them.
Boy 1: Dude, I tried to hit on Josh's Girl...
Boy 2: Why did you do that? That guys will know you out!
Boy 2: Why did you do that? That guys will know you out!
by you.need.some.milk March 2, 2019
Get the Joshmug.