A man who wears ridiculously tight t shirts in order to exert his false sense of dominance. Also a man who is unable to shower due to his inability to touch grass or take a 5 minute break from valorent.
Wow, have you seen mark in the last week? he smells like shit and has been online for 69 hours straight now. What a Jordan Fedyna
by TouchGrassKid March 25, 2022
Get the Jordan Fedynamug. by Jimmy Kimmel January 17, 2021
Get the jordan yodermug. A Jordan is a complicated boy who thinks he is the best and tries to be cool by being a drug dealer but instead he is just an average tard.
by OfficialyTru June 1, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Kind, helpful, smart and forever generous. She loves reading and writing, and she unfortunately suffers from a never ending Netflix addiction. She's never judgmental and is always positive. There's so much more to say, but I'd need to write a whole book for that. I think everyone needs a friend, just like Jordan.
by sae.vibez November 24, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. a French politician (born 13 Sept 1995), the handsome, charismatic, and dashing president of the right-wing National Rally. His views are controversial and can spark debate among the French. Liked and disliked by them, he is very popular because he speaks his mind.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
He devotes so much time to politics that he doesn't have much time to spend with his parents. When he does, he can't put his phone down.
He also exaggerated and airbrushed his credentials and past to make himself look acceptable among France's right.
Because of his popularity, attractivness, and charisma, many fanfictions (RPF) have been written about him.
I don't agree with Jordan Bardella's views, or how he changed his past. But man he is one handsome man that I dream and think of him a lot...
by mangolovercats22 October 5, 2025
Get the jordan bardellamug. A strong English forename, meaning "To flow down" or "To descend" when used as a forename.
When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".
See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
When used elsewhere such as a middlename or surname the translation changes slightly and comes out as "Soft cunt".
See also - Jordan - a country in Western Africa.
Good Evening, allow me to introduce myself as John Jordan Smith, or my name in Latin: John Soft Cunt Smith.
by I swear it's not Joe Norris. December 6, 2021
Get the Jordanmug. by Jay Osama 11/21 November 22, 2021
Get the Jordanmug.