No matter who you are and no matter where you are, there’s always a very small chance Jimmy Kimmel will appear and sexually assault you in moments notice.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
It may have a 0.00001% chance of happening, but you cannot rule out the idea.
Jay and Jeff subconsciously sat with their backs facing the wall of the bar. With the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrum top of mind, they both agreed to have their eyes peeled on the door.
by Eddie Lacy's Cousin May 31, 2024
Get the Jimmy Kimmel Conundrummug. 
The very end of a joint, which tends to “sting” your lungs upon inhalation due to the burning of the built up tar. Also called a “roach”.
by Ann Tifa November 1, 2021
Get the Stinging Jimmymug. A British term for binder. Similar to the American "Trapper Keeper". The term Paper Jimmy first became popular during the great pandemic of 2020 but has seen a great rise in popularity since then.
"Christ Emily, you could fill a Paper Jimmy with the photos of kittens you've got."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
"Thanks Henry, I might just do that. For storage purposes."
by TheReallyReal2 September 7, 2020
Get the Paper Jimmymug. A Jimmy is a person who plays World of Warcraft in his basement with a slow IV drip of Gin and Tonics. He later switches to fireball shots while downing Lich King on Heroic 25 man.... solo..... Everyone is jealous of a Jimmy and yet a Jimmy is cool, calm, and collected, knows how to party and rarely gets turned away by anyone. Everyone wants to be A Jimmy but few have the qualities. At Minimum a Jimmy needs to be blindfolded and get top damage with perfect parses on Sindragosa 25 man Heroic.
"Omg, do you know who that is??? That's Jimmy dude, a pure god..."
"Ya dude he pulled a Jimmy, we were all blown away"
"Ya dude he pulled a Jimmy, we were all blown away"
by SeriouslythoChocolate February 10, 2024
Get the Jimmymug. A man putting shit into a pussy and then fucking her making the shit over the phallus. The girl then proceeding to lick the shit off of the phallus
by FrankenShitter6969 October 7, 2022
Get the Jimmy johnsonmug. The tool used to Jimmy open a car door, not to be mistaken for a slimjim, which is actually the exact same f***ing thing.
by JimmySlimJim March 13, 2019
Get the Jimmymug.