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by Ballsaresoft February 19, 2018
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Jake Paul

A word you use to call someone a leech. Also means cancer.
He is such a Jake Paul, did not even do any of the group project.

Man, I think I have Jake Paul.
by Professor_Pork May 11, 2018
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Jake

Jakes usually tend to be lovers but often get confused by girls as a player due to there attention they get from females due to his natural beauty and large penis mainly 8+ inches. His natural habitat is definitely a night club full of attractive ladies who have fat bunda and pierced nipples as most Jakes describe the taste of them like a house key and they describe that sensation as no place like home… oufft
Mate 1:He loves them pierced nipples

Mate 2: that is defo jake

Jake: oufft
by Beastbunger November 23, 2021
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JAKE DANIMER

BEST BARBER IN TOWN. PICTURE IT AND HE'LL MAKE IT INTO REALITY. DON'T BE UGLY IT PAYS TO LOOK GOOD!
JAKE DANIMER THE BARBER NEED NO OTHER.
by Jake Danimer November 22, 2021
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Jake

by Greatest Man to die March 18, 2021
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Jake Russo

An above-average braniac teen who isn't understood by the "normies", he is completely superior to his twin counterpart and is more attractive/sexy/better at biking. His "friends" treat him as an outcast because they fear the demons which reside within him. He loves tasteful anime shows that contain many action sequences, but his friends don't appreciate true action and believe that he watches it for the lewdity. Though it does get me erect, I do not watch it ONLY for the lewdity. His friends do not truly appreciate his companionship and loyalty throughout the years.
Jake Russo is totally a wicked dude! I heard he's allowed to surf the web!!!! He's gotten 58 handies in the back of the classroom.
by jakerusso2006 November 21, 2021
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Jake beens

Like 7 feet tall, probably plays foot ball, Interesting guy
“Omg! that’s Jake beens, Did you know he has two midget cousins
by I love you Pookie bear June 9, 2025
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