Jackson

This guy is pussy ass bitch, and he would never hurt a fly. His ass is so big though it claps as he walks down the hallway. I’m not gay but I would hit that shit.

A: Have you seen that guy Jackson
B: yeah I’m not gay, but I would hit that

by Person #556 May 9, 2025

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

Jackson

The don dada and will fuck your bitch

6-0 in all wagers

yb better

jackson

by ahayhsbsh November 21, 2021

Jose pleby jackson

He luvs Tati

Jose pleby jackson Luvs Tati

by Joselikestati November 21, 2021

jackson

jackson da realest ong got da most bread and will scam yo sorry ass jackson has plenty of hoes omm jhit

you a jackson ma boy "hell yah jhit"

by xoi November 21, 2021

Shitty Coin Michael Jackson

When you put a coin up your asshole and run around screaming “HEE HEE”

“Bro, did you see Tom at the party last night!?”

“Yeah, he had too much to drink and started doing the Shitty Coin Michael Jackson..”

by PhantomCummer April 9, 2024

jackson lowery

Jackson lowery is a man with such power it over throws that of gods. A jackson lowery is a legend among men, a mountain among hills, a daimond among coal. The jackson lowery is the same animal but a different beast apart from man. A jackson lowery is a powerful being and master of all.

I got beat up by a jackson lowery and told him sorry.. as i should.

by Level150Giga April 9, 2024