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The Carnival of Ham

A small carnival in Chelmsford, due to a student's inability in French. He could not think of the necessary word for the Carnival, and thought "Oh well schapps let's call it the Carnival of Ham" (la carnivale de jambon), and the Carnival of Ham was thus born. It takes place yearly.
Damn I can't think what to make a carnival of, oh well schapps The Carnival of Ham.
by Kill Angus October 18, 2006
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PB & Ham

When you put peanut butter on your vagina to feed your dog.
She was so lonely she gave her dog the PB & Ham dinner. It was mutually satisfying.
by PB&Ham Sandwich November 12, 2019
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Ham City

Combination of "H.A.M." and "City".

"H.A.M." is an acronym that stands for Hard as a MoFo.

"City" is used to emphasize the amount of something.

H.A.M. City basically means putting ones full potential into something. Or something that's extremely abundant.
Jeff- "I went HAM City at the gym"
Patrick- "Funny because my mom and I just went HAM City with the Popeyes chicken"
Jeff- "Seriously man -_-"
by naheedz July 15, 2016
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Nathaniel Ham Sammy

He is a habitual masturbator that occasionally likes to smoke the ganja while watching Golden girls on a quiet weekday. Has a beard of of God and ass that won't quit! Born as a God, everyone must bow to his golden balls that dangle between his muscular thighs. He is the apple of each eye that lays upon him.
Nathaniel Ham Sammy is simply a god of beards and golden balls .
by Danndy89 June 28, 2019
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A ham

A ham is an object, person, word, or phrase in media that shows up once and becomes important later down the line.

The term comes from the 2019 Invader Zim movie, Enter the Florpus, where a literal ham was introduced into the story and later on was used in the final battle.
"Now pay close attention to that ham, cuz it's not the last time you're gonna see that ham in the story." ... "See? There's that ham again."

"God, I had no idea the cat was gonna be a ham. It makes so much sense now."
by ninjnir November 27, 2020
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Filipino Ham

The odor that any sandwich excretes after being raped in the hopes to come up with a substitute for mayonnaise.
Johnny’s always bringing Filipino Ham subs for lunch. Don’t talk to him.
by OGR3 April 23, 2018
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Ham

Me : "Shes cute dude."
My friend : "Nah bro shes ham"
by ilovemybloodyvalentine3 March 8, 2023
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