Ham chizzit

When you are at a car boot sale and there’s no price on anything add you’ve picked up the courage to ask whilst no one else is around and you’ve not quite got the confidence to make an offer outright

“Scuse me mate, Ham Chizzit?”

by Living Woman May 21, 2022

Lap Ham

noun. A preggers belly

"I have to take my lap ham in for an ultrasound today."
"Dang! Look at the lap ham on her!"

by Dr. Lapham December 28, 2018

Cold ham water

When a girl posses into a guys mouth, then he snowballs the cold piss into another guys mouth.

girl: “want some cold ham water?”
guy: “ Sure?”

5 minutes later
guy: “ I regret everything”

by Jimster February 19, 2019

jit going ham

An instance of an individual, particularly a young, rowdy and unsupervised children, cause chaos, destruction, and potentially vandalism, in a public place. Primarily, the place in question is some form of general or retail store.

"Boy, we've got a Jit Going Ham in the Dollar Store".
—The cameraman in the infamous YouTube video "Kid Destroys Dollar Store", as he records the destruction caused by said kid.

by TubbyFatFrick March 1, 2025

Baron Ham

The silly blue haired gentleman rich millionaire from the band, FAKE TYPE.

Baron Ham is so cute I would definitely make him into a ham sandwich

by sakemylove December 23, 2022

Having a ham

Expresses being shocked after a discovery.

Just found out we have a test next period, i’m having a ham.

by aris417 October 13, 2020

HAM Rub

A "HAM Rub" is a more accurate definition for a "Blow Job." Describes fellatio as "Hand And Mouth" rubbing... as there is (generally) no real "blowing" involved.

My husband was hard all day, after I promised him a HAM Rub for our anniversary celebration.

by jillydoo October 9, 2014