cheesy crust

Remnants on your fingers or penis after being inside of a particularly nasty vagina.

Mate: dude that chick looks hot as.
Me: Nah cunt she got cheesy crust, just stay away.

by TheThotOfYourDreams February 1, 2018

penile crust

A crusty cheese like substance that develops on an unwashed penis after several days.

"Last night Jenna licked the penile crust straight off my dick."

by gaylorddickcheese May 5, 2018

mutual crust

Mutual crust is formed when you don't pull out after sex and fall asleep. Body fluid from both parties join and dry to form mutual crust all over their private parts.

Jack and Jill woke up Saturday morning and were stuck together by their mutual crust. They had to waddle to the shower together to free themselves of each other.

by jizzum baptism February 23, 2018

Pizza Crust

Can refer to sex (rough or soft) or someone's penis.

Would you like your pizza crust rough or soft

by Veronicalodgetisdall June 17, 2018

Ass crust

When you dont wipe

Or

Someone who joins your group chat uninvited

Ew this ass crust joined this chat

by Jagwla November 26, 2018

bare crust

Someone who has a lot of crust on their hands, feet and knees. The crust has a yellow colour to it and has a rough texture. It can not be fixed by any moisturiser and in plumb, spotty, smelly ginger people.

Wow don’t you think Owen warburton has bare crust

by Billybobbly man tits December 8, 2018

soup crust

When soup is in a "hot pan" in a steam table and become slighty reduced. Therefore, leaving a chewy or crust like residue on the wall of the pan.

"Hey man, I scraped the soup crust off with a spoon. Do you want some?"
"Wow, this soup crust has so much flavor!"

by Cotton518 January 1, 2019