the clause

jordan's transness

"why is jordan allowed to stay over?"
"jordan doesn't have the facilities to make anything happen."
"ah, the clause."

by whatskillingkenny May 10, 2023

Behind closed doors

a SpongeBob book never meant to be seen by the public in which there’s a lot of penis
(not canon btw)

Hey you wanna read a book?
sure what book
Behind closed doors
….wtf

by omgwhatiswhy July 19, 2023

Captain Closealot

The official title of a top producing Salesperson.

We'd like to Captain Closealot for making us the #1 Ad agency in the world!

by The Double E August 26, 2023

crystal closet

someone who says they're really straight (them being in the closet) but in reality, they're gayer than all rainbows combined, but they don't wanna admit it (hence the term crystal closet, because everyone except them can see through their closeted behavior. the trans equivalent for this would be "egg".)

x: have you seen z? they're so gay it's turning me homophobic, like come out already!
y: typical crystal closet behavior, they'll grow out of it (i hope)
z: IM NOT GAY ISTG

by Toh.gayest.show September 4, 2023

Moldy closet

A dirty butthole

Beeen a long day, I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Moldy closet

A dirty, or stinky butthole

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet.

2: Baby, your hygiene sucks! I can smell the moldy closet, a foot away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023

Moldy closet

A dirty crotch

1: I gotta hit the shower and clean out the moldy closet!
2: Baby , your hygiene sucks, I can smell the moldy closet, 2 feet away!

by CircleJ September 26, 2023