Chris O’Clock Meal

An obscenely large last-night meal containing a disturbing blend of leftovers, processed foods and/or similar hog-feed, piled onto a single plate and carelessly mashed together; covered in cheese. Nutrition Facts: Contains 5700-17000 calories.

Night of: “It’s saturday night and everyone’s asleep. Time for a Chris O’Clock Meal.”

Morning after, awaking to a trashed house and a disturbing meaty/cheesy smell: “Holy shit! Looks like someone had a Chris O’clock Meal last night! Fuuucckkk, what a mess to cleanup.”

by Captain Crunch Berry November 14, 2017

chris evans wife

chris evans wife is holly whitehouse.

Omg thats holly! She is chris evans wife <3

by bigbattygal.com September 2, 2021

nightmare x chris

A cursed ass ship as we float farther from God and why like I'm fine with it it's just a child being ship with some thing that kills it over and over is to far at this point only fnaf gachatubers

Person 1: Hey do you think nightmare x chris is cool cuz I do
Person 2 : what the fuck is wrong with you

by A ship free fnaf gachatuber June 26, 2021

Chris Kid Pod

chris kid pod is nearly meaning the way that that kid name chris is defined as...

chris is a kid that is basically a pod. He looks and acts like a pod

Chris kid pod was chranking that juul and looking like a whole pod.

by Everyone’s fav MAV November 21, 2018

beats by chris brown

Headphones that assault your ears like he assaulted rihanna.

Yo man my new headphones are basically beats by chris brown.

by WhiteMaleHatesBlacks March 26, 2016

chris brown laugh

those little chuckles that seem to make their way into almost every song he performs

Singer: "this christmaaaas wiiiilll beeeee i very special chrisma-aa--s for meee--e-e......hah"

Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.

by setphaserstostunn December 24, 2008

Chris Ryan Disease

The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.

Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."

Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."

by bridget rowland December 17, 2008