Bag Check

For all the men(or maybe possibly women too, but probably not though) out there trying to secure that bag... bag checks are necessary for a man’s success in life. Bag checks are often administered by the realest homies. During every bag check, these are some thoughts and questions that are brought to attention: “What does the bag mean to me” “Am I close to the bag?” “What does the bag want of me?” “I want the bag now more than ever” “Fuck it, mask off”

Andrew: Yo slatt(Matt), where the fuck is the squad? I’m trying to get lit with my fellas tonight.

Matt: Tommy Don and Stiffyiffy are with Sleez giving him a quick bag check after his break up with little miss thot whore.
Andrew: That’s what I like to hear, Slatt.. Girls got to him and distracted him from the bag. The boys are always looking out for the squad in the trenches. Sleez has been out at war for too long and we almost lost him completely, it’s time to bring the boy back for the culture.

Matt: You can say that again, Slime(Andrew). Brotherhood shows strongest through these tough times. I really hope the bag check brings back Sleez.

Andrew: The Bag Check never fails, have faith.

by Cool killa February 5, 2019

Gotta get a check on that

it means to get yourself together or like check your self cause thats wrong

(created by maggie on oct. 28, 17)

" You're outfit is too small you gotta get a check on that"
" I'm so hungry", "well then go get some food and get a check on that"

by swagdawgmag November 1, 2017

spring checked

Signing the papers in the spring for a new snowmobile delivered in the fall.

I just spring checked for a '24 Polaris X650.

by Captain Dave March 28, 2023

nut check

Government financial assistance for the mentally unstable.

I'm going to run out of beer if my nut check doesn't show up in the mail soon.

by KevinAndHisCat January 3, 2025

Cringe Slay Bussin' No Cap Bet Simp Lit Drip No Way Vibe Check Yeet Bruh Stan Pfp FYP W L Fr Chuggy ILY Glow Up FOMO Cursed Fr Fr Aesthetic

I was bussin' with excitement when I saw the pfp of my friend’s glow up on my FYP. No cap, she’s been slaying lately, and I was like, "Yasss, that’s a major W!" But then, she texted me and said the party was a vibe check—the drip was on point, but the music was pure cringe. I was like, "Bruh, how is that even possible?" She said the DJ was simping for his ex, and the whole thing was just chuggy. I felt that FOMO hit hard, but I didn’t want to go because I didn’t wanna be the no way person in the corner. But I had to text her, "ILY, but I’m good." The whole thing seemed like a cursed situation. Fr, I wasn’t about to yeet myself into that chaos, so I just chilled at home. Fr fr, sometimes it’s better to stay in and save yourself from a L.

Cringe Slay Bussin' No Cap Bet Simp Lit Drip No Way Vibe Check Yeet Bruh Stan Pfp FYP W L Fr Chuggy ILY Glow Up FOMO Cursed Fr Fr Aesthetic is a list of almost all gen Z words.

by Pizzaking3201 January 22, 2025

Check your tea

A thinly-veiled threat referencing deadly polonium poisoning.

British journalists who criticised the Russian Olympic skater Kamila Valieva for failing her drug test were advised by her comrades to check their tea.

Someone told the British media team 'You will be positive when you discover some new substances in your tea.'

Litvinenko was a former KGB agent who criticised the Kremlin. He did not check his tea, and he passed away in 2006.

If you are an enemy of the Russian state who must go out to lunch, be absolutely sure to check your tea.

by BioHazardX February 24, 2022

Jeff Check

Checking to make sure your still “Jeff” or “Jeffing” it up.

Hey man, did you do your daily Jeff check?!

by Jeffifyouseethisimsorry February 16, 2020