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Soggy Biscuits

A male masturbating game. Contestants all jack off onto a digestive biscuit.whoever shoots his load first onto the biscuit is deemed the winner! The loser.... eats the biscuit
Oh man, what a night! we played soggy biscuits again, Harry storey came straightaway and Daniel Oxley had to eat the cookie whilst Harrison Granger watched
by james clarke May 15, 2023
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Blister biscuit

Swollen vagina with puffy lips usually seen after a girl pleasures herself with a vacuum or suction cup.
by Stavi Herbmer February 28, 2022
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Sweet Biscuit

A Sweet Biscuit is the whitest white boy you know. He will often try to argue that you are whiter but really hes still just a white light snowflake.
Tim: Youre a snowflake
Pink: Well atleast im not a Sweet Biscuit
by Pinkwolf May 13, 2021
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biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards
If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.
by ukahaylee September 19, 2016
mugGet the biscuit fistmug.

Biscuits

A code word for cannabis used to avoid parents suspicion.
Guy1: (on the phone) I'll be at yours at 8.
Guy2: okay don't forget the biscuits

"Wow these are some crumbly biscuits"
by MidnightDipperJW January 14, 2016
mugGet the Biscuitsmug.

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.
Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!
by Pjpjk August 30, 2023
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Biscuit Burger

When someone poops inside a female vagina
"I made a Biscuit Burger the other day"
"Oh really? How'd it taste?"
"Like an Arby's bathroom"
by nameyourpricetool October 15, 2019
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