scanning ham

Beating yo meat stick with hella force

I was scanning ham because I saw a hood looking Fortnite skin…

by Bucket coach June 25, 2023

Ham Sloggin'

The act of utilizing a slam hog, hard sweaty sex with a woman who you know will be a regretful notch on the bedpost. (See Slam hog)

As soon as I got done ham sloggin' her, she wild goosed my cousin jed and I.

by crazyburgh January 10, 2008

Ham is the new Judah

A recent trend in Hollywood of using continental Africans (Ham) to play the roles of African-Americans.

They got Daniel Kaluuya playing Fred Hampton. Ham is the new Judah, ahch.

by Sabal Laiwalayam February 22, 2021

huge ham

a football (american football) term used to describe a huge penis, usually used when the player has accomplished something.

Damn! Zach got the league MVP award! Huge Ham!

by Everyone knows me December 15, 2017

Ham on the side

When you decide to have a three way but the extra person is not really welcome... aka, a side piece that you really didn’t want to have a three- way with ... also know as “carpet ham”

“ my girl said let’s have a three-some And her and I fucked while there was ‘ham on the side’.”

by Mmmeggglee September 22, 2020

Ham Burger

A ham burger, distinct from a hamburger, is a sandwich made with sliced ham and a hamburger bun. It commonly is served with condiments such as mayonnaise, mustard, relish, and pickles.

I’m out of ground beef but I have plenty of ham and hamburger buns. Guess it’s ham burgers again for dinner.

by Tyrannosaurus Tex Mex April 29, 2025

Canned Ham

A person who you gave a ride to a place and need to get them back home.

I’m ready to leave the party but my canned ham wants to stay. Or I would let him fin for himself but he’s my canned ham.

by Chris Dewayne May 19, 2022