Alabama Steampot

When two obese individuals enter a diesel vehicle and perform what most people call coitus

After dinner last night Jimbob, and Tammy climbed into their neighbors diesel and made an Alabama Steampot

by Futzisnuts January 13, 2022

Alabama Pigroast

When one guy is having sex with a woman doggy style, and the other guy is getting a blow job from the front. The two guys proceed to arm wrestle on the woman's back while actively engaged in sex

I won the alabama pigroast last week against my buddy Ebenezer

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 15, 2025

Alabama Toss-Up

When you see a couple that looks suspiciously like siblings

Were Jack and Meg White siblings or were they together?
I don’t know fam, it’s a good ol’ Alabama toss-up

by itslinacolada November 02, 2021

Alabama 10

An attraction rating reserved for people not related to you directly

Bro she was an Alabama 10, but a California 4. I would avoid that.

by DecroNecro January 01, 2025

Alabama Snow Shovel

When you blow your load in your sister's anus, then use a spoon to scoop it out and feed it to your dad.

We had a lot of fun at our last family reunion. We bonded over a good ole Alabama Snow Shovel.

by TH3_R00STER December 06, 2022

Alabama Snow Shovel

Bust a load into your sister's mouth and then immediately slap her acrossed the face with a spatula, causing your sister to spit your cum all over your grandmother's face.

You and your sister aren't allowed at your grandmother's anymore, she wasn't very pleased with your Alabama Snow Shovel.

by Steampipe May 31, 2024

alabama slab

In construction, when you pour concrete into a hole, then add water and mix in the hole

Mix your concrete in a wheelbarrow, dont pour an alabama slab when making footings

by Charles Mili June 06, 2024