Flat three D

A flat that adores milly

Flat three d loves milky

by anonymous May 27, 2022

Three-Minute LumberJack

When you "jack" your "wood" (ie. masturbate) with the goal of achieving orgasm within 3 or so minutes due to a time limit.

I had to master the Three-Minute LumberJack while in the gulag because of the 3-minute shower time limit.

I woke up late with morning wood, so did a Three-Minute LumberJack and ran to work. I had a really great day.

by LumbrJack April 27, 2023

three f's

dont be wastin time on looking for a loyal girl all u gotta do is find, fuck, flee

bro 1: aye bro my girl fucked her bestfriend
bro 2: what u expecting a loyal bitch?
bro 1: she looked loyal
bro 2: homie these hoes for the streets use the three f's on every bitch now FIND, FUCK, FLEE

by ASAP_w0rldw1d3 January 16, 2023

The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Final Three Versus The Three Journals (The Brothers Grimm): The First Juvenile Release.

by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 9, 2025

Three finger slinger

Someone uses 3 fingers (index, middle, and thumb) to stroke a small, fat pecker.

I have to go, Steve is waiting on me, and if I’m late he’ll just give himself the three finger slinger and go to bed without me.

by TeenyWeenyPeenQueen November 30, 2024

three strike rule

When you take a dump three times before having to start your day at work. It is an automatic day off.

I called off work today and told them "I struck out". I broke the three strike rule.

by tripleRdeuce April 21, 2023

Threes

A very cringe member of the wave den he's trans and likes men. Has a collection of among us dildos at home.

Doddi: threes ur cringe
Threes: shut up doddi I love cocks
Pwiizy: Du bist meine baby

by Doddi cool guy July 26, 2021