Sticky Car Ride

When your on a road trip with your parents, and you have a great need to jerk off so you do it in a secret matter.

Yo when i was on my road trip to florida i had a sticky car ride

by Vinny kid January 11, 2016

uber ride of shame

The ride home in an Uber the next morning wearing the same clothes as yesterday, now all wrinkled, after having sex with a stranger.

Oh man, once again, I did the uber ride of shame , the driver even laughed when he picked me up and asked how my night was.

by Jammycat5000 August 6, 2017

green bus ride

When walking alongside someone and approaching hedges, you deliver a clean hip check so they end up ass over tea kettle in said bushes

I gave Kenny a Green Bus Ride while walking to the store.

by smithword July 22, 2018

tonight we ride

A phrase used when a bunch of mates are going to go out together, perhaps on a sesh, or just to have fun.

“Mate, I am stoked for tonight”
“Hell yeah!! Tonight we ride!”

by Cloudman74 August 20, 2018

Riding an Amish Surfboard

Titty-fucking your flat chested 2nd cousin.

Also known as Amish Surfboarding

I’m going to a family reunion next weekend and chances are I’ll end up riding an Amish Surfboard.

by Buford Turnipseed June 27, 2019

Best friends ride

The ride a scrub sits in. Also on the passenger side

I don’t want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can’t get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side of his best friends ride
Trying to holla at me

by Bustaman69 August 11, 2019

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

by Ataraxy137 May 27, 2017