long straw

Opposite of "short straw" in the commonly known phrase

I drew the long straw and didn't need to clean the toilet today

by genius_monkey January 01, 2020

Long Shlong day

Long Shlong Day is dedicated to the very famous singer Trey songz

Becky- omg did you hear it’s Long Shlong day
Jenifer- Yeahhh we love you Trey Songz!

by 231_tng February 23, 2021

Grace Long

Very Unathletic and an extreme girly girl. She likes to deepthroat but always chokes

Grace Long deepthroats

by Zack zack moris November 22, 2017

Zaddy long legs

A really tall, sexually attractive man.

I might be short but I’m definitely feeling that zaddy long legs!!

by Fuzzytomato February 01, 2024

As Long As Your Happy Bro

A phrase which is typically used after one friend show a picture of their partner to the other, and the friend thinks they’re ugly, but does not want to disrespect, or put his/her friend down.

*Shows picture of Girl/Boyfriend*

Friend 1: So, she’s a real looker, huh?

Friend 2: As Long As Your Happy Bro.

by supermaxwell99 November 26, 2024

James long

This is a real gypsy man who lives in a wife beater usually found with Stella in his hand and a grey hound in the other who is a proper fighting man can usually be found cleaning his caravan listening to Johnny cash and smoking a durrey

You see James long over there is a serious fella and I can smell his durry from here

by Dordy mayo June 08, 2022

James Long

James Long is a very lonely person, who has no friends.

bro no way your just like James Long

by TheWordGod69 November 18, 2019