Candy

Great alternative for when you run out of toothpaste. Don’t believe anybody who tells you otherwise.

Naive Person: Are you going to use toothpaste or candy tonight?
You: What the FUCK?

by ‘,;D June 16, 2021

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Candy Funnel

A normal beer funnel, except within the act of chugging an individual or many individuals spit candy into the top of the funnel. The person that is chugging must also chug down the pieces of candy or else he or she is a bitch.

Greg, im gonna spit smarties into the funnel so that it becomes a candy funnel. Dont be a cunt muffin and not swallow the candy.

by Neil Durkin December 9, 2008

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Candy Buffalo Hunting

The act when two men ejaculate in each others (anus’s) and proceed to “butt spit” into each others (anus’s)

Hey jasper wanna go “candy Buffalo hunting later”?

by Anomaly clicker March 26, 2022

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Devils Candy

B707 Xanax, or typically known as smurfs or bars. They have been known to be the lest pressed Xanax pill, and you will typically see a lot of people who have them (such as criminals, mob gangsters etc.) will post and brag about them hence their rarity.

Typical Advertisement
😈 Devils Candy in stock
Devils Candy on deck

Typical Sentence

Hey bro bro, you know anyone with them smurfs?

- Nah g, I've been trying that Devils Candy ASAP!

Whats good my slime, You still got that Devils Candy on deck?

- Of course, I'll pass you a deal this time.

by freeJAMESY April 1, 2021

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