mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.

Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"

by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007

Touch my boobs

Caught you in 4k

Why are you looking up touch my boobs on urban dictionary

by Blvssfvl February 17, 2024

International grab boob day

International and grab boob day

Every year on April 12th it’s international grab boob day! Go out And grab some big rocks.

by Analclipper101 April 12, 2019

Pube Boobs

When a man gets fat in the belly, a secondary roll of fat develops below his belly button. When this fat rolls to either side of his penis, he develops pube boobs.

When my belly got too big to hold my fat, I developed pube boobs.

by leatherbootsstl September 1, 2017

Mic Of Her Boob

The nipple of a female breast.

The woman let the man put his mouth on her nipple like it was the mic of her boob.

by pizzacutter24 February 14, 2017

Boob

Meaning : best of our buddy

The meaning is we need to appreciate our buddies

I love boob.

Boob is the most precious in my life

by ApamFCK April 11, 2022

Crowd Boobs

Boobs you stare at when making a speech to a large audience or when in front of a large amount of people.

Friend: Hey man that was a great speech about synergy.
Me: Yeah thanks dude but I couldn't have done it without that set of crowd boobs in row 4; they gave me that last boost of inspiration.

by Troyay August 7, 2011