knead my bread

When she's about to give you head and know you have to fart. It is the precursor to a duch-oven. knead my bread
She was in the oven "kneading my bread(dick) be like hey , you're about to be in the dutch-oven. knead my bread
by Nicholas Duda December 15, 2015
mugGet the knead my breadmug.

banana-nut bread

When the female bashes in the penis/nut area in response to the Strawberry Shortcake.
After he pulled that shit, I banana-nut breaded his ass.
by Robinson, G. January 13, 2008
mugGet the banana-nut breadmug.

beef bread

"What's Beef Bread?" "It's meat in the shape of a Brea-BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD! BEEF BREAD!"
by Da_Fancy_Kat April 29, 2021
mugGet the beef breadmug.

bread monster

A bread monster, otherwise known as a person, usually female, that takes on large loaves of bread in one sitting. The bread monster is prone to issues associated with ingesting too much yeast, such as vaginal yeast infections. Be careful when near the bread monster, they will eat your sandwiches and leave nothing but a cold slab of meat.
"Waitress, can we have a basket of bread with our meal?"

"Sorry, the bread monster ate us dry."
by whobedat June 18, 2015
mugGet the bread monstermug.

monga bread

Anthony; stop pretending your a monga bread
by moiya November 17, 2016
mugGet the monga breadmug.

Bread && Butter

doobobibib
by helloshi June 5, 2018
mugGet the Bread && Buttermug.

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