National suck dick day

National suck dick day Is all about sucking your boyfriend/husband dick don’t matter how old you or your significant other is you get down there and suck that dick

Omg 😮 today is National suck dick day time to get home

by B, si en Chess August 1, 2019

meat headed dick waffle

a gym rat who sits on one piece of gym equiptment for hours and only completing a few reps while spending a shit load amount of time socializing.

Hey, where did that meat headed dick waffle i need to finish my workout.

by glouriousanalplug August 10, 2019

National grab dick day

August 13th when you are required to grab somebody’s dick taken or not

“Grab his dick girl it’s national grab dick day”

by WeInDisBish August 12, 2019

have this dick

an expression used to say that person can do bits with ur dick

she can totally have this dick

by tommycrock August 15, 2019

Hotter than a Dick's headband

Basically when you're saying that it's fucking scorching hot outside

"Boy I tell you it's hotter than a Dick's headband outside"

by Chyna_22 August 16, 2019

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

maddy's dick

elusive, mysterious, a myth

Dude bro 1: Yoo, have you seen maddy's dick?
Dude bro 2: Nah bro i thought it was a myth.

by Maddy's dick lover101 September 1, 2019