Dick

A man’s private part along with him being an ass. He comes off as rude, immature, too sarcastic, thinks he’s funny but he’s not, disrespectful, doesn’t know how to treat a girl, and overall a complete douche.

Zack is being such a dick!

by I am that bad ass bitch March 3, 2020

Dick rider

A woman who always takes the man's side in an argument to win his affection

Girl: this creepy dude keeps calling me
Girl#2: well you probably led him on
Girl: you're a dick rider

by Taishiro toyomitsu July 7, 2024

National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick

Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick

by drnotpepper October 24, 2023

Bag of dicks

A slang term used to describe one’s multiple bullshit arguments. When a person is off the rails perhaps drunk or belligerent they are being a quote bag of dicks.

Another definition when fed up with someone told to go and eat a bag of dicks.

Heather “John’s a real douche bag he won’t buy me any feddie wop. Ralph “ go eat a bag of dicks heather and stop being a dope whore, trifling ass biatch”

by Tylonn platinum 3 August 22, 2024

Dick dude

1. A man who identifies more as a dick than as a man.

2. Any Michael who works at Starbucks.

I'm just being a dick dude.

by Muppins December 14, 2016

Cold dead dick

Alot like whiskey dick. A cold dead dick can be used in reference in stating that your penis will not get hard from an unattractive female. Thus hitting her with that "cold dead dick".

" I mean I was over her crib and she was butt ass naked but she was built funny as hell. I couldn't get hard worth a shit, I stuck that mother fucker in her soft and gave her that cold dead dick."

by Junior859 August 4, 2018

National Grab Dick Month

Hey ladies, it's your lucky month, for the whole month of September you can grab dick! but it has to be one person for the whole month though, so I hope it's someone who wouldn't mind!

Katie: John, it's National Grab Dick Month! My favorite!! *grabs dick*
John: of course I had to be soft at this moment

by mishter August 29, 2021