assed up

Rubbed ass on something such as during sex.

As the woman was passed out on the chaise lounge by the pool and rubbing her nose into it, another woman said "if she only knew how much Ron and I assed up that chair the other night."

by chrispbaconass September 5, 2023

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Swamp ass

When it’s hot and you’ve been sat down for ages causing your bum to sweat lots

person 1: “Hey I’ve been gaming for hours and my bum is wet”

Person 2: “You my friend have got something called swamp ass”

by MBARR October 9, 2021

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grass ass homie

Gracias bro

“Here’s your ointment”
“Grass ass homie”

by The.best.around October 17, 2017

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Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

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Numbers I chased…
Meaning I thought had…
Instead it was me I guess going mad…
Never had I wanted someone’s love so bad…

Realizing…. Slowly….

It is not me:(
I see your dream…
How I wish…

That darn reality…
Was right…

Once I saw a post…
If she loves me as much as I love her, we will survive anything…
Unfortunately, I never had your love…
Yep.. dumb ass

by 😀 UR. 😀 I will b 4u💔 February 2, 2024

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