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dickness protection

similar to dick rehab, dickness protection is when you have to avoid a toxic, walking red flag man. it's more of an extremity to dick rehab where that is mainly getting over said man and dickness protection is completely avoiding and ghosting said man for your own mental protection
bri: holy shit its so bad i dont even know how im going to talk to him again
aurora: just go into dickness protection
by charli minaj-nikci November 1, 2021
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Dick Beard

Male Pubic hair, specifically it refers to how individual men "manscape" or lack thereof in the pubic region.
Its no shave November so I am letting my Dick Beard go to duck dynesty status, all grown out and bushy. Watch out December because I am thinking of doing the George Michael Dick Beard, hairless balls with and a very trimmed 5- o'clock shadow.
by The Odd One 44 November 15, 2018
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National dick cheese day

The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 9, 2019
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dick blister

an extremely annoying person, who is actually painful to have around. They are someone you will do anything to get away from
thank GOD Steve is gone! i thought he would never shut the hell up!!! he can be a REAL dick blister.
by porktron 3000 December 13, 2013
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MY DICK

"An interactive Sex tutorial for students like you!"
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by pp slapper May 9, 2023
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dick

by YOUR MOMS PUSSY! WOOOOOOOOOO November 24, 2021
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Plural Dick

Having sex with 2+ dicks.
Last night I took a Plural Dick! It felt amazing!”
by Olive ^_^ August 8, 2022
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