my man not man

My "man not man" replaces the super irritating "its complicated" status and also expands on ambiguous relationships. My man not man could be a friends with benefits, a recent break up that didn't quite stick so you're still talking a little, being barely married, dissatisfaction with the relationship you're in, or any other semi-relationship.

Me: You are never going to guess what happened today.
Her: What?

Me: My phone butt dialed my man not man today. We never talk on the phone - just text. So -

Her: Wait butt dialed today - it's Valentine's Day!
Me: Oh shit you're right! This is a disaster!

by Siouxsie Supertramp February 17, 2021

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My Money

My deeds are what are going to help people and by acting as a middle man and skimming money off the top you're demonstrating the truth of the proposition that you politics revolves entirely around other men footing the bill so you can both live high on the hog and make the people who can do what you can't against their will. And that's why the holocaust.

Hym "My money should be going to me. So, imprison the middle man and give me my money. They are just stealing opportunities that should be going to me under false pretenses and then insisting that I'm not more intelligent or better then they are. If it was up to me I would execute them all and their kids. And I know what you're thinking 'But Hym, That's what a Jew would do!' And No. I would do it better."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2025

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my singing monsters

some shitty pokemon ass collect them all game where you get monsters and make them have sex to make another monster

some kid on tiktok: my singing monsters sounds cool imma post it on tiktok
*it blows up*
homeless man carlos: why the fuck is this kid saying "ham bum bum bum bum" to me while hitting the worst griddy
elsagate creator: my singing monsters epic wubbox eats jalapeno pink sauce plants vs zombies poop
people on the internet: wtf is this retarded shit

by sharknado102000 August 3, 2023

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Throw lint on my lifestyle

-The act of one person taking anger or bitterness from one part of their life and venting it onto you, I.E trying to "throw dirt on your shoulder, Throw shade" They're jealous and basic and are not thrilled with your advances in life.

Lint on my lifestyle: When someone is unhappy and slightly jealous they may feel the need to give you a backhanded compliment or a simple dig simply because they feel poorly about themselves in comparison to you.

PERSON A -"OMG you haven't been answering me, I see on Facebook you've been going to upscale events and shows!"

PERSON B - " IT'S NOT EVEN LIKE THAT,I'M SORRY IV'E BEEN BUSY. WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO LINT ON MY LIFESTYLE?"

Throw Lint on my lifestyle: When someone is unhappy and slightly jealous they may feel the need to give you a backhanded compliment or a simple dig simply because they feel poorly about themselves in comparison to you.

lint
lint/Submit
noun
noun: lint
short, fine fibers that separate from the surface of cloth or yarn, especially during processing.
a fabric, originally of linen, with a raised nap on one side, used for dressing wounds.
the fibrous material of a cotton boll.
SCOTTISH
flax fibers prepared for spinning.

Lifestyle (sociology)
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
"Way of life" redirects here. For other uses, see Way of life (disambiguation).
The term lifestyle can denote the interests, opinions, behaviors, and behavioral orientations of an individual, group, or culture

by HoLjOnes August 4, 2015

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