Crushes My Smokes

Some sort of activity, indulgent, or event that get's you excited.

or

Some activity or event that turns negatively and really effects your mood for the rest of the day/week/month.

"Man, Hockey Night In Canada "crushes my smokes" every time.

or

"Every time I go out with Daniel he gets so wasted, just "crushes my smokes" for the rest of the night.

by ChefDinger September 11, 2011

hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

This is now my property

Me: look i got a new watch
my friend: hippidey hoppidy this is now my property

by HAHAnonono October 12, 2021

1 2 buckle my shoe

A song sung by a man with Nike kicks in the forest also a world wide meme

Person 1: Look at my 1 2 buckle my shoe.
Person 2: Wow those are very cool!

by anonymous February 25, 2024

I love my mom

A kind word yes I mean it you found a kind word here!
A word to describe that you love your mom

Me: I love my mom
That one guy who has F- in every class: IMAGINE BEING A MOMMAS BOY LOL
Me again: stfu I can love my mother not like you love her

by Jeremy_is_cool September 20, 2022

april my beloved

april is a super sweet person, who deserves the whole world!! she’s super nice, and always willing to help her friends and i love her!

april my beloved, how are you?

by avilexce May 24, 2021

shaking my mexican

When you're in the car and your friend is swerving in and out of lanes and they shake your chipotle

"Stop swerving you're shaking my Mexican!"

by Juan more time June 28, 2014

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020