Kisses my crush

Kiss your crush it’s January 14

Me;*kisses my crush crush* crush ;wtf me;it’s January 14. Crush;oh *kisses back*

by Urmomis January 12, 2022

My Phones Ringing

When you are talking on the phone with someone and they say some dank shit and you be like "Hol' up... i gotta go" then you say "Ummm... my Phone ringing, nigward"🤷🏿 ♂️

A:"I saw my moms nudes one time and it was the weirdest thing thats ever happened between me and her"
M:"Ummm... My Phones Ringing, nigward"

by Anigw@rdM December 20, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>When You, As individuals, Involve Yourself, In My Life, I Kill You<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025

Catch my drift

When you get caught downwind of a fart

As I ran ahead of my friends, I farted and asked them “did you catch my drift?”

by Johnica February 1, 2023

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

.9.This Nigga Has Been Touching My Shoulder For 33 Years.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 28, 2025

fo shizzle my nizzo

Reassuring a friend.

-Hey, you sure this where those bitches s'pose to be?
- Fo shizzle my nizzo

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

My Brian

A misspelling of "My brain". Typically used in shitty kahoots that you play with your friends in 6th fucking grade.

Do you want to play my brian kahoot?

by FAUBCOK December 11, 2024