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DIRTY CANON

When you take a wet shit on the ground, shovel it up, mix it with bananas and peas in a blender and then shoot it up your girlfriends ass, just to suck it back out with a straw. Then get your girlfriend pregnant.
I went to my girlfriends house and performed a fierce DIRTY CANON on her.

After doing the dirtiest of DIRTY CANON’s, I had to make a sudden trip to the ER.
by Mosart May 10, 2020
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Dirty shandy

Where you stick a beer bottle up your chocolate starfish and either take a sip or offer it to others for a taste.
I stuck the beer bottle up my arse and gave it to them to drink! A cover dirty shandy!
by Trig596 August 16, 2021
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Dirty Rico

1) (n) A faux moustache; made up of little particles of your sexual partners feces. Similar in nature to the Dirty Sanchez, but the feces must be applied with the pinky.

2) (n) The name of a West Coast based glass blower.
1)
"I shouldn't check that wound, because I just finished giving Jim a messy dirty Rico."

2)
"This Dirty Rico hits flammmmeee bruhh."
by Metroflexible June 6, 2018
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Dirty Vaughnn

The act of sucking a man's dick, covered in skibbidi toilet fluids (only in gay context)
Hey bro, wanna give me a Dirty Vaughnn after this workout?
by jankko7 July 26, 2024
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Dirty Durd

To engage in illegal activities as a means to get rich or die tryin'.
I'm on the corner doin' my dirty durd!

Rollin around doin the dirty durd u noe!
by CaptainDirty October 26, 2009
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Dirty loop

When a volunteer firefighter shoves the hose nozzle up your ass and screams… “I wish I were a Cop!”
When my house burnt down all the firefighters did was give me a dirty loop
by PETEER June 29, 2023
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dirty lynwood

giving your gf/wife a sloppy rimjob to orgasm then wiping the traces of fecal matter and toilet paper off your tongue on her favorite bedspread
He gave his wife a dirty lynwood for her birthday and a new bedspread
by Da Great Assholio June 23, 2020
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