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dick for ears

"She was listening to country, she has dick for ears"
by highonjizz August 2, 2016
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Plating dick

To be disheveled, scattered, dirty, broken down, or otherwise unkept. The exact opposite of “serving cunt”.
Did you see Todd in his mustard stained shirt, sweat pants, and broken ass slides? Dude is plating dick, I hope he’s ok!
by Mikkke T March 27, 2024
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Broke Dick

Someone or something that has little to offer. “ What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
What the fuck? Look at that broke dick with that hot girl” or “ that restaurant is so broke dick. The food sucks and it’s full of dudes”
by Willy Wiskers July 9, 2023
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Small Dick Energy

Small Dick Energy is a condition where someone has such an enormous ego that they become either a narcissist or an internet troll in the majority of cases.

People with this generally like to brag to people about their wealth or sexualising experiences that may not always be true.

Most common in Andrew Tate fans and Gym rats.
by Wild Wiggler December 31, 2022
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Dick

Mezzbrix
Mezzbrixs loves when his dick goes up when he sees lemonpanda11
by Mezzbrix July 22, 2020
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mobile dick

When you are long distanced, and you send your girl a picture of your penis
Girl: Send me a dick pic
Guy: I'll send you that mobile dick
by sTaYd0Wn April 10, 2016
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Dick felt

Trying/Getting a girl to have sex with you
Guy Juan - That girl with Jon Jon is pretty hot.
Guy 2 - Yeah, he's just trying to get his dick felt.
by Oof-Oof January 15, 2016
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