fuck me

Man1: Dammit!

Man2: What?

Man1: I forgot to study before the test.

Man2: Sucks for you.

Man1: I know it...it... just-st-st...Fuck me.

by Kruk15yrbeach February 27, 2019

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Fuck shit

Abunch of useless stuff that you do not want to put up with or a difficult task

That test was some fuck shit miss brown cooked up

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

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Disgust-a-fuck:

Noun
1. Current state of political affairs within the union of U.S.A after creating and hiding the holocaust of the origionial inhabitants and these once called 'promised lands'. "American won ww2 after ending the tyranny of hitler and the jewish holocaust and was some sorta big hero!!"
2. Using finances to mind control the populous into thinking there isnt a better way to co-exist, or using judicial "protect an serve" propaganda to maintain people as mental 'sheep' within a federally regulated reality so they may never get out of the circular hell of intentions leached forward by all its confused an unhappy community members.

Can anyone see what a disgust-a-fuck president bush an v.p. chenney are politically after they're 8 year campaign through our nations union?

by ♤Loki♤ February 28, 2019

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fuck watch

Two people who are flirting and seem to be interested in hooking up/having sex

Ethan and Samantha have been talking for a while... I'd say they're on fuck watch at this point.

by sIeVe_ February 28, 2019

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Fucked Fingers

A game for the mentally bored where two people hold hands fingers intertwined and you try to hit the opposing idiots fingers off the corner of the table. The game was originally created by the two extremely slow minds of Aedan Osika & Jaxon Krupa.

Hey bruh, wanna play fucked fingers together? Yea man!

by Aedan Osika March 1, 2019

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