‘Certified A5 Ass’ derives from the Japanese Wagyu Beef grading scale. It is the highest grading which certifies extreme incompetence, stupidity, and overall inability. Most commonly used in situations describing bad and/or disappointing athletes. Ass, “A”, graded at the highest level: 5- strictly graded by the Ass Grading Association.
by Yeetologist September 28, 2025
Get the A5 Assmug. a clap happy pussy ass trick is a bitch that continually does her man's dick cause it feels good and she ain't got nothing better to do than to get high off the climax with his rod that she creates a still picure of his dick in her and his mind until it happpens that way
Angelina Jolie is such a clap happy pussy ass trick with any of her men she traps em and they can't leave her fucking ass presence cause she frame them in her vags.
by aromabinger February 9, 2024
Get the clap happy pussy ass trickmug. Assplosive shit syndrome, a.k.a. diarrhea.
That feeling you get when your stomach rumbles before you feel something trying to eek out of your back end, which makes your face sport a look that plainly says, "OH LAWD ITS COMIN" as you make a mad dash to the bathroom to contain the imminent assplosion to the toilet bowl.
That feeling you get when your stomach rumbles before you feel something trying to eek out of your back end, which makes your face sport a look that plainly says, "OH LAWD ITS COMIN" as you make a mad dash to the bathroom to contain the imminent assplosion to the toilet bowl.
by Pantheris December 4, 2023
Get the ASSmug. by Tv ass dog October 30, 2019
Get the tabbys tv assmug. 
Zafiro got such a pancake ass
She does a million squats a day, but her ass is still flatter than fuck.
I love chicks with pancake asses...said no one ever
She does a million squats a day, but her ass is still flatter than fuck.
I love chicks with pancake asses...said no one ever
by Pancake ass November 25, 2018
Get the Pancake assmug. by Deeryeee. May 21, 2011
Get the graid your assmug.