ur ass cheeks being clapped

The joke

Hey duude listen
what
the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

Go: hey duude listen
Bo: listen to what
Go: to the sound of your ass cheeks being clapped

by zaworldo August 18, 2021

big ass

big ass can make people to cum 24/7 by just watching it on pornhub, xvideos, xnxx & etc

Oh god this big ass can make me cum, OH I'M CUMMING *cums inside*

by kingsheesh August 18, 2021

Buck ass night

The kind of night where you get so fucked up you end up texting your ex-after drinking ice tea flavored white claws

Theo texted his ex girlfriend because he was having a buck ass night

by Pretty Tyrant August 23, 2021

Ass

Another word for the greatest of all time (fred)

Fred is ass

by Ryry04 August 24, 2021

Tighter than a crab's ass

This is an insulting and derogatory description for somebody who is very, very cheap. It's believed that crab's asses are rather compact, so someone tighter than a crab's ass is about as selfish/cheap/greedy as it gets.

Jake: Bill by the way, what did you leave our waiter?
Bill: 15%.
Jake: Christ Bill you're tighter than a crab's ass. I have to stop eating with you if you're going to embarrass me like that again in public. That poor waiter worked his ass off you cheap fuck.

by Space Wrangler August 24, 2021

The act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle.

Herbal Essences.

Herbal Essences is the act of ripping a girl's ass and pouring shampoo down the middle. According to Urban Dictionary, at least.

by bruhthisismyhandle August 28, 2021

Bree’s Tight Ass

A fine young lady named Bree with a juicy ass and a nice hole.

Boy #1 - “Damn, look at Bree’s Tight Ass”
Boy #2 - “That shit is lookin hella bussin”
Boy #1 - “I think I’m gonna bust”
Boy #2 - “Me too”

by Popycic August 28, 2021