dick

long or small organ of the male body. and in the example below it would be very small

your dick is tiny jacob.

by totaly not Alexis March 21, 2022

dick

thing that dangles beetween your legs can be big or small. in the example below its small

hey jacob. your dick is tiny. i know. LOL

by totaly not Alexis March 22, 2022

Weasel Dick

When someone convinces you that you are getting a deal and then you end up overpaying.

The cable company said they wanted to give me free movies for a month and weasel dicked me into signing a 3 year contract.

by Randy Acid March 22, 2022

snowman dick

When your dick gets shorter but also gets wider. Pure chode mode.

"Bro I think I got snowman dick."
"Damn dude I had that a while ago, my dick is still recovering"

by Glarity March 22, 2022

Dick Faced Ronald

If a Karen became the daytime manager of some coin-op carwash or self-storage place and creeped on everyone with the cctv cameras, she or he would be a Dick Faced Ronald.

Ugh!!! There go Dick Faced Ronald runnin' up to go check his camera every time I pull up to vacuum my car. I can hear you breathing on the intercom!

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Dick Faced Ronald

When the Hall Monitor becomes an Alter Boy and tries to become a priest but is turned down because he's too skeevy, that's a Dick Faced Ronald.

Fuck no, I'm not paying Dat. You tell me why I gotta pay extra for bringing my own towels. And, how Dick Faced Ronald even know what towels I be using?

by Not_haven_it! March 23, 2022

Dick

The adult slimjim

I want to suck his dick

by i m r o t t i n g i n h e l l March 24, 2022