Kamikaze ass beating

When someone is asking for an ass beating just so they can call the police and press charges

Dam don’t beat his ass he’ll just call police ignore him his a kamikaze ass beating

by Master d.j June 17, 2018

Picard your ass

Suggesting or imply through subliminal messages that one of your friends should get a kitten like Data from Star Trek the Next Generation until they finally ask you if they should get one without their significant other knowing and you reply with, “make it so.”

Molly said, “make it so” when her friend Erika asked if she should get a kitten without asking her husband Jake. Mike then told Jake that Molly, “Picard your ass”

by Ok2cool September 27, 2021

bum ass kid

1. General dude who is greedy, untrustworthy, ungrateful, lazy and just a bum in general. Would rather buy a bag of chips and dew and play C.O.D. all day then to actually work.

2. Teenager between the age of 15-18. Generally only hangs with you to smoke your bud or your cigs and never gets you back.

Jamal: "Aye bruh can I get a 20 for food yo? I'll pay you back brooo I swear."

Labron: "Hell nah cuz, fuck out here with that shit, you bum ass kid."

by PhatDoinkSmoker420 December 6, 2018

Ass as fuck

When something or someone is in the upper echelons of garbage, or garbage at doing/playing something.

“Who let that nigga cook bruh”

“On god. That nigga bout ass as fuck”

by Priest Of The Niggadel March 17, 2023

Ass- Coverers

noun: Any type of draws that cover the ass (this includes high/french-cut panties, bikinis, breifs, boxer breifs, and boxers).

Yo, how this bitch gonna wear ass-coverers under her white pants?

by Mike's Wifey May 16, 2005

Waffle Ass

The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.

‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.

by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 23, 2022

scooch ass

A female who is attractive but no one knows if they are a whore.

Amber, the movie vendor, she is one fine scooch ass.

by VWguy February 21, 2005